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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Booney on Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:34 pm

Everything can be nothing. Nothing can be everything.

Confucius.
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Post by Gingernuts on Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:52 pm

Good one for the missus that one:

"What are you on about, Confucius say I do everything around the house."

...... probably wouldn't go down too well but. Laughing
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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:03 pm

Stress is hereditary, Ive got it from my kids

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Post by bayman on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:22 pm

why do kami-kaze pilots wear helmets ?
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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:38 pm

Ive been things and seen places

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Scrappy on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:34 pm

Watching footballers jumping on peoples backs and taking spectacular marks reminds me of the way I used to play Football, and I still have the sprigg marks on my back to prove it

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Lee on Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:18 pm

"He who sits on fence gets a sore ars*"

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Booney on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:58 pm

If it smells like sh*t and tastes like sh*t it is probably sh*t.

Cant remember who. jocolor
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:01 pm

why doesn't superglue go hard* in the tube ?
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Post by Sabre on Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:02 pm

bayman wrote:why doesn't superglue go hard* in the tube ?
Laughing
Ahh yes, superglue. Better known as 'viagra for idiots'.
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Post by Scrappy on Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:56 pm

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind,every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Lee on Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:51 pm

Bayman's comment in the West v Port game reminded me of this old chestnut.

"I've never been wrong.

I thought I was once, but I was mistaken" Smile
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:46 pm

bayman wrote:why do kami-kaze pilots wear helmets ?

The Kamikaze program was a failure. The losses in manpower and equipment never balanced with actual inflicted damage. This is because most of the pilots were very bad .... all the good ones couldn't get past practice Smile
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Post by Scrappy on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:36 pm

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

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Post by Scrappy on Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:42 pm

Its the thought that counts


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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by scorpion on Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:26 pm

When the Japanese citizen said to the other when the BOMB went off
at HIROSHIMA

WHAT!!!!!! THE F*&%K WAS THAT : affraid
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by scorpion on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:02 pm

Thanks Scrappy Embarassed
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Post by A Mum on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:22 pm

It definitely is the thought that counts Very Happy

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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:20 pm

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by howthewestwaswon on Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:38 pm

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely,
The Opportunist.
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:16 pm

howthewestwaswon wrote:Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely,
The Opportunist.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:16 pm

i'm not getting older any quicker than anyone else
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by smithy on Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:02 am

Stats are like mini skirts, they reveal more than they hide.

(Hi Spelly)
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Post by Scrappy on Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:28 pm

The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Scrappy on Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:53 pm

Wouldnt it be nice to be a beach boy again ....

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