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Post by bayman on Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:29 pm

the prowler wrote:Before the Irish currency converted to the Euro it was called the Punt.
A Punt was the equivalent of one pound sterling.
I asked my Irish friend why it was named Punt and he replied.
" Because it rhymed with Bank Manager !!".



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Post by Scrappy on Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:11 am

the prowler wrote:Before the Irish currency converted to the Euro it was called the Punt.
A Punt was the equivalent of one pound sterling.
I asked my Irish friend why it was named Punt and he replied.
" Because it rhymed with Bank Manager !!".


lol!
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Post by bayman on Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:14 pm

comedian Dave Allen when asked about religion................

"i'm what you might call a practicing atheist, yep i'm an atheist, thank God"
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Post by Scrappy on Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:48 pm

The trouble with going out with 18 year old girls is their fathers still pack a mean punch ...
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Post by Scrappy on Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:37 am

Happy Boxing Day and a Happy New Year
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Post by Scrappy on Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:48 pm

My New Years Resolutions are not to break my New Years Resolutions
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Post by Chambo Off To Work We Go on Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:29 am

A circlic resolution then?
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Post by Scrappy on Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:52 am

At my age
The only cards Im likely to get on Valentines Day is 52 at once
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Post by firstblood on Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:10 pm

Found this on the Adelaide News site... they are posting movies titles about the current Government via Twitter..

I nearly spat coffee over my pc monitor with laughter  when i noticed Christopher Pyne, middle right...  Very Happy

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Post by Scrappy on Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:47 pm

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary , is extra
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Post by Chambo Off To Work We Go on Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:35 am

Scrappy wrote:The difference between ordinary and extraordinary , is extra

You're a mathematician Scrappy! Very Happy
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Post by bayman on Sat May 02, 2015 6:49 pm

there are no character actors in pornographic films, only ''PORNO STARS''
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Post by Chambo Off To Work We Go on Sat May 02, 2015 6:51 pm

bayman wrote:there are no character actors in pornographic films, only ''PORNO STARS''

So no awards for "Best Supporting Actor" in the porn Oscars?
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Post by bayman on Sat May 02, 2015 7:00 pm

Chambo Off To Work We Go wrote:
bayman wrote:there are no character actors in pornographic films, only ''PORNO STARS''

So no awards for "Best Supporting Actor" in the porn Oscars?

don't know mate, you can investigate if they have an ''Oscars awards show'' or not


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Post by Chambo Off To Work We Go on Sat May 02, 2015 7:17 pm

My response was in jest too.

On an intersesting note, what would constitute a best actor award in this genre? One would presume "dialogue" is not that important.

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Post by bayman on Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:31 pm

we used to say ''only in America''

now we can say ''also in Australia''
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Post by Scrappy on Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:11 pm

The number 337
337 in an upside down kind  of way
= a fellow poster



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Post by bayman on Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:26 pm

Scrappy wrote:The number 337
337 in an upside down kind  of way
= a fellow poster




i get it....LEE
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Post by bayman on Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:31 pm

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''100% of non smokers will die''
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Post by bayman on Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:47 pm

''Never regret anything you have done with a sincere affection; nothing is lost that is born of the heart''

the great actor Basil Rathbone
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Post by Booney on Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:17 am

I recently attended a Sales Conference with my organisation, we got some mumbo jumbo bollocks fed to us, this one was the most worthy of rolling ones eyes.

"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"
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Post by Chambo Off To Work We Go on Thu Nov 12, 2015 9:42 am

4WD conference Booney?
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Post by Gingernuts on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:52 am

Booney wrote:I recently attended a Sales Conference with my organisation, we got some mumbo jumbo bollocks fed to us, this one was the most worthy of rolling ones eyes.

"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

That is a shocker. Laughing

I've seen better from the 'I only eat bananas look how hot I am in a bikini' lady on facebook.
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Post by Booney on Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:46 pm

The room fell silent when my mouth couldn't stop what left my brain..."So, do I leave bread crumbs behind when I'm on my rounds?"

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Post by bayman on Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:30 pm

''Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution ?''


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