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Post by Admin on Tue May 29, 2012 12:07 pm

We look forward to one of your thoughts for the day that doesn't involve women or sex, scrappy Cool
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Post by bayman on Tue May 29, 2012 9:22 pm

enjoy & live life to the fullest as you are a long time dead !
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Post by Scrappy on Wed May 30, 2012 4:46 pm

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired


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Post by Scrappy on Thu May 31, 2012 11:02 am

Do that you wanna to do be what you wanna to be



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This verse epitomises have life should be
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Thu May 31, 2012 11:48 am

If man evolved from apes, how come we still have apes?
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Post by Scrappy on Thu May 31, 2012 12:12 pm

Adelaide Hawk wrote:If man evolved from apes, how come we still have apes?

Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel
What happened after that ?

Cain was the first human born, Abel the second ,both males, so the question that must be 'raised', What happened after that ?



A provocative thought of the day
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Thu May 31, 2012 5:29 pm

Why do people fill up their garages with worthless junk, and then park their $30,000 motor vehicles in the street because there's no room in the garage?
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Post by Scrappy on Thu May 31, 2012 5:54 pm

Ive had Garage Sale signs out , yet not one person asked how much for the Garage


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Post by Scrappy on Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:30 am

Keep Australia Beautiful , do what I do do, dont go on overseas holidays


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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:29 pm

What does one give to a man who has everything ? A shot of Penicillin.

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Post by Sabre on Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:01 pm

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore, always carry a small snake.

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Post by Lee on Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:03 pm

Like it, Sabre
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Post by Scrappy on Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:49 am

Pay respect for old age, especially when its bottled


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Post by Sabre on Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:52 pm

cheers .....now that we've established a theme.....

'Twas a woman drove me down the road to drink and I never did stop to thank her.
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Post by Lee on Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:45 pm

If all be true that I do think,

there are five reasons we should drink:

Good wine -- a friend -- or being dry --

or lest we should be by and by

-- or any other reason why.
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Post by Scrappy on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:09 pm

Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:04 pm

Scrappy wrote:Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

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Post by Sabre on Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:35 pm

Adelaide Hawk wrote:
Scrappy wrote:Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

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Sabre? Smile
It does sound familiar, but for obvious reasons, I can't quite remember if it's one of mine.
Cheers,
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Just while I'm here, another from 'the master' .....

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew.
I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon--and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.


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Post by Scrappy on Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:08 pm

Drink is your enemy. Love your enemies


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Post by bayman on Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:35 pm

''i can see you bending over a hot stove, but i can't see the stove''

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Post by bayman on Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:37 pm

''listen i'll go home to your wife & outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference''

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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:20 pm

Rudyard Kipling:
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be the tallest person in the room.
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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:36 am

The longest ever sentence is the words I Do....


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Post by Sabre on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:18 pm

Scrappy wrote:The longest ever sentence are the words .... "I Do"
Tell me about it Sad

Reminds me of another from his highness.
Apologies to all the fine ladies out there for this one. (Except Fort Battle-Axe of course !) Laughing

Women are like elephants, they're fun to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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Post by Scrappy on Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:08 pm

Exclamation marks are for Egotists !!!!!

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