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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:00 am

The next time someone asks
" Have you lived in Adelaide all your life ?"
Tell them
" Not yet."

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Post by bayman on Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:50 pm

Scrappy wrote:The next time someone asks
" Have you lived in Adelaide all your life ?"
Tell them
" Not yet."

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not bad that one, very clever
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Post by Lee on Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:47 pm

Better to walk alone, than to walk with the mob in the wrong direction.
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Post by Lee on Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:48 pm

Those who sit on fence, get a sore ****..
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Post by Scrappy on Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:48 pm

These days , I only eat twice a day
When I'm hungry and when I'm not

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Post by bayman on Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:10 pm

Scrappy wrote:I had a thought at about 8:30am this morning
Did Bayman fall out of bed ?

i just found out where the epicentre of the earthquake was, i reckon it is a fair bet that Scrappy fell off his wallet at that time
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Post by Scrappy on Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:19 am

My idea of housework is sweeping the room with a glance

From
Ginger Meggs comic strip
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Post by IAmTheWarrior on Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:31 pm

You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the f#@k on.

Tupac Shakur
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Post by testy on Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:02 am

Those who get too big for there britches will get exposed in the end.
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Post by IAmTheWarrior on Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:54 am

Hahaha- I like it Testy!!
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Post by testy on Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:19 am


To write with a broken pencil is pointless...... Laughing 
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Post by testy on Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:39 pm


Do not regret growing older, its a privilege denied to many.
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Post by testy on Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:08 pm


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:08 pm

lets open a hamburger chain, we know what Ray Croc did with McDonalds after buying out the McDonald brothers but what about the actor Harry Lewis with his Hamburger Hamlet business..................

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Lewis_%28actor%29


yep lets invest in a hamburger business
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Post by Scrappy on Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:32 am

" What state are you in ?"
" South Australia."

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Post by Booney on Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:10 am

"Unemployed" would have been my response, as the employer. Very Happy 
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Post by bayman on Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:05 pm

Scrappy wrote:" What state are you in ?"
" South Australia."

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i would have thought the answer would be ''confusion''
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Post by Scrappy on Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:23 pm

I have a reply when asked a common humanoid question
Here is the start and finish of this question

" How many children do you have?"
'' Don't know for sure."
" What do you mean you don't know for sure ?"
" I'm male.....
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Post by firstblood on Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:40 pm

I often wonder if the Bali 9 (awaiting their fates) were as good looking as Schapelle Corby, would they receive the same media attention?.
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Post by bayman on Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:02 pm

firstblood wrote:I often wonder if the Bali 9 (awaiting their fates) were as good looking as Schapelle Corby, would they receive the same media attention?.

nope, although one pleaded innocent, the other(s) pleaded guilty so that may be another reason
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Post by bayman on Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:19 pm

former cricketer the late Wally Grout was asked by an Englishman if he'd attended a public school, he replied:

"Eton. And drinkin''
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Post by Scrappy on Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:45 am

Children in the back seats can cause accidents
Accidents in the back seats can cause children
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Scrappy on Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:58 pm

Krispy Kreme 
First outlet opened today at Port Road
Some people were lining up for days

Hope its worth the weight
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Post by Scrappy on Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:12 pm

" When your in pain you know your alive."

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Post by the prowler on Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:26 pm

Before the Irish currency converted to the Euro it was called the Punt.
A Punt was the equivalent of one pound sterling.
I asked my Irish friend why it was named Punt and he replied.
" Because it rhymed with Bank Manager !!".
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