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Post by A Mum on Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:30 am

Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Scrappy on Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:23 am

With my ailing memory, Im thinking of changing my password to 'incorrect'
That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me 'Your password is incorrect'

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Cant remember
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Post by Gingernuts on Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:13 pm

Scrappy wrote:With my ailing memory, Im thinking of changing my password to 'incorrect'
That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me 'Your password is incorrect'

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Brilliant! I might actually do that! Laughing
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Harpo on Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:17 pm

'I never forget a face, but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception'

By my Brother
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Groucho Marx
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Post by Lee on Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:03 pm

Welcome Harpo Very Happy
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Post by Scrappy on Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:57 pm

Only 3 people have noticed Ive lost weight, my wife and two girlfriends

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Post by Harpo on Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:48 pm

'Why a 4 yo child could understand this,
run out and find me a 4 yo child as i can't make head or tail of it'


My brother Groucho Marx
getting confused

Very Happy Very Happy Cool Cool
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Post by Scrappy on Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:39 am

The difference between champ or chump is 10

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Life is short
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Post by Scrappy on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:49 am

Ive blown a veritable fortune in my life
Part spent on call girls
Part lost at the dogs
Part lost at the races
Part lost at the trots
Part spent on booze
The rest I spent foolishly

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Post by A Mum on Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:30 am

The race for the AFL Premiership comes down to the battle of the birds: Crows, Magpies, Eagles, Hawks, Swans.

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Harpo on Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:08 pm

2 people at a banquet........

Person 1: Hey thats my food

Person 2: No No you make a mistake

Person 1: Yeah thats my steak and i want it

Mistake
My Steak...................... Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:54 pm

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led." (Stan Laurel)

"I was dreaming I was awake, but I woke up and found meself asleep." (Stan Laurel)


"A lot of weather we've been having lately." (Oliver Hardy)

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Post by Harpo on Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:07 pm

No we havnt got any ice-water.................................


Get some onions that will make your eyes water
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Post by bayman on Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:08 pm

Professor Roy Hinkley

could make almost anything from basic materials including radios & other electric equipment.....yet he couldn't fix the hole in the SS Minnow
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Post by bayman on Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:29 pm

they banned the scenic flights over the Antartic, why ? because Penguins would look up at the planes & do damage to their necks & also fall over in the process !!!
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:49 pm

what is the difference between 'complete' & 'finished; ?










if you marry the right person your complete

if you marry the wrong person your finished !!
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Post by bayman on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:11 pm

why do atheists blaspheme ?
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Post by bayman on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:07 pm

did you know that Marilyn Monroe & Lucille Ball have something in common apart from nationality ?














Marilyn Monroe (Love Happy) i love the way Harpo goes shopping in that film Laughing

Lucille Ball (Room Service)


both Marx Brothers films Cool
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Post by Scrappy on Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:51 am

Happy Digital Day ...
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by A Mum on Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:20 pm

oh crap - forgot about that - will go turn the TV on and made sure it works !!

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by bayman on Sat May 04, 2013 11:48 pm

Men are from Mars

Women are from Visa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Scrappy on Thu May 09, 2013 2:33 am

Its better to have a day off than an off day

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Re: Thought of the day....

Post by Scrappy on Thu May 16, 2013 4:32 am

And if you cant be with the one you love
Love the one your with

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Post by Chambo Off To Work We Go on Thu May 16, 2013 11:14 am

A very pragmatic approach Scrappy.
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