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Post by A Mum on Wed May 02, 2012 10:05 am

Feel free to contribute !! Very Happy

"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours"

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Post by A Mum on Fri May 04, 2012 1:04 pm

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy !!

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Post by A Mum on Mon May 07, 2012 12:45 pm

Character is higher than intellect. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Post by Sabre on Mon May 07, 2012 4:23 pm

"Sex in your 90's is like playing pool with a piece of rope." - George Burns
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Post by A Mum on Mon May 14, 2012 1:11 pm

“Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have.” ~ Thomas Edison
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Post by Sabre on Mon May 14, 2012 11:13 pm

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took,
but how many moments took your breath away.

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Post by bayman on Tue May 15, 2012 8:40 pm

i've used this saying since i watched a replay (have it on tape somewhere) when the then Woodville coach Russell Ebert said in an interview after a loss...''well every day you wake up is a bonus''
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Post by A Mum on Thu May 17, 2012 9:01 am

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry" Bill Cosby
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Mon May 21, 2012 10:29 pm

All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle - St.Francis of Assisi.
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Post by Scrappy on Tue May 22, 2012 11:43 am

There are 3 types of people
Those who can count
Those who cant count
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Post by Sabre on Wed May 23, 2012 4:28 am

Never trust a proctologist who enjoys his work ! - Sabre 2012
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Post by Scrappy on Wed May 23, 2012 9:07 am

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me ?


By Mae West


Surprised but not surprised Mae said this all those years ago
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Wed May 23, 2012 7:32 pm

From "The Office"

John Lennon once said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans". Then again, he also said "I am the eggman, I am the Walrus", so I don't really know what to believe.
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Post by bayman on Wed May 23, 2012 7:42 pm

one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into them i'll never know
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Wed May 23, 2012 8:23 pm

bayman wrote:one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into them i'll never know

Ah, yes .. the Great Groucho. I loved his comment about not wishing to be a member of any club that would have him as a member.
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Post by Scrappy on Wed May 23, 2012 8:50 pm

My wife always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading



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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Wed May 23, 2012 8:59 pm

A girl rang me the other night and said "Come on over, nobody's home". So I went over and, sure enough, nobody was home.
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Post by Scrappy on Thu May 24, 2012 8:04 am

I hate housework
I do the dishes, I make the beds, and 6 months later, I have to start all over again

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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Thu May 24, 2012 6:13 pm

When dealing with life's problems, alcohol is not the answer. Mind you, milk doesn't seem to help much either.
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Post by Sabre on Fri May 25, 2012 3:33 pm

Adelaide Hawk wrote:When dealing with life's problems, alcohol is not the answer.
But it sure helps us forget the question !


"Who's the despicable scoundrel that stole the cork from my lunch?" - W.C. Fields
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Post by Scrappy on Fri May 25, 2012 4:43 pm

Luv thy neighbours, Kym Valentine, Kylie Minogue, Rachael Friend, Kimberly Davies, Holly Valence ....


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Post by Scrappy on Sat May 26, 2012 8:33 am

I am all for womens rights- and their lefts too


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Post by bayman on Sat May 26, 2012 11:04 pm

Adelaide Hawk wrote:
bayman wrote:one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into them i'll never know

Ah, yes .. the Great Groucho. I loved his comment about not wishing to be a member of any club that would have him as a member.

a couple of lines from 'Duck Soup'

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." - Nominated

"I could dance with you ‘til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows ‘til you came home." - Nominated

RUFUS T. FIREFLY: "I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth." CHICOLINI: "I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take five and ten in Woolworth."

also in the same film Mrs Teasdale (Margaret Dumont) said to RUFUS T. FIREFLY (GROUCHO) when talking about her husband & his death ''i held him in his arms & kissed him'' Rufus ''so then it was murder ! marry me ? did he leave you any money ? answer the second question first'' Laughing Laughing

great stuff in my book Very Happy
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Post by Scrappy on Sun May 27, 2012 10:24 pm

Its not the men in your life that counts- its the life in your men


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Post by Scrappy on Tue May 29, 2012 11:17 am

Married life is like being banged up in prison but with fewer screws ...
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