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Post by Brucetiki on Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:30 am

Some idiot enquiring if we'd sell my aunts car for $5000 (currently listed at $8000)

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Post by Bobbafet on Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:15 pm

Little grand daughter trying to eat spaghetti .......... Through her nose Laughing
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Post by Big Phil on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:28 pm

Brucetiki wrote:Some idiot enquiring if we'd sell my aunts car for $5000 (currently listed at $8000)

Was it listed at $8,000 ono?

Obviously the $5,000 was his nearest offer Wink
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Post by Brucetiki on Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:54 am

Big Phil wrote:
Brucetiki wrote:Some idiot enquiring if we'd sell my aunts car for $5000 (currently listed at $8000)

Was it listed at $8,000 ono?

Obviously the $5,000 was his nearest offer Wink

It wasn't actually (unless carsales.com.au put that on automatically). Of course, we're willing to consider genuine offers, but after I stopped laughing at the e-mail, I deleted it straight away.

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Re: What's funny

Post by Sabre on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:45 am

Alright, $5,050. But that's my final offer !
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Re: What's funny

Post by Brucetiki on Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:10 am

One Direction 'fans'

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/music/girls-wait-up-all-night-for-british-pop-act-one-direction/story-e6freeuu-1226322568801


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Post by A Mum on Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:59 pm

We all know Gary Ablett is a 'superstar' - but this actually made me laugh out loud when I saw this Laughing

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Post by Gingernuts on Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:23 am

That comes from a facebook group called AFL Memes. 'Like' it and you'll get beauties like that coming up in your newsfeed.

I liked the page last week and have had something to chuckle about nearly every day since. Laughing
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Post by A Mum on Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:12 am

Yeah you're right it does GN - I looked through the page last week too - there are some classics (There are also some dodgy ones..lol) - but when I saw that one above - after Gary's game especially last week I really did chuckle!

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Post by Gingernuts on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:17 am

There's some great Malthouse/Buckley/Collingwood ones at the moment as well. Laughing
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Post by Sabre on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:56 am

scratch

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8453227/taliban-commander-surrenders-for-100-reward

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Post by Rusty Cage on Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:17 pm

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Post by A Mum on Mon May 07, 2012 4:10 am

Laughing

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Post by Sabre on Mon May 07, 2012 9:33 am

A Mum wrote: Laughing

cheers Good one 'Mum'.

Actually, most astrophysicists will tell you we can all claim to be at the centre of the universe !

According to a book I'm reading, the ‘Big Bang’ theory stipulates that everything started in the exact same place,
so a ‘centre’ of the universe doesn’t really exist because it’s EVERYWHERE. That point of singularity has simply become
EVERYWHERE as the universe continues to expand in every direction. Maybe space is just a giant ad for Mitsubishi trucks.
i.e. “Not so squeezy!”

Of course, if the universe eventually reaches a limit and starts compressing back to one point of singularity, we’d all better
learn to get along together. It’s gonna get very cramped before we all get squished and snuff it! Hopefully all those sumo
wrestlers and ‘biggest losers’ will go on a crash diet. But relax folks, don't break out the deck chairs just yet.

There's another slight problem worth front row seats. According to the ‘eggheads’ with all the answers, the Earth won't
even be here. Apparently most of the inner planets will be fried when our Sun becomes a ‘red giant’ in 5 or 6 billion years.
I told Fort Battle-Axe about all this stuff and she said she wanted an asbestos suit for her birthday so she could watch
me fry when the time came. (Lovely huh?)

"Good idea," I said, "But you'll have to test the suit first sweetheart. I'd hate you to get hurt my precious"

She says, “Cut the cr@p smart@rse, how the hell can I do that ?!!”

“Easy,” I said, “Go jump in a volcano !!!”

My stitches come out Friday.

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Post by Strawb on Mon May 07, 2012 10:16 am

Sabre wrote:
A Mum wrote: Laughing

cheers Good one 'Mum'.

Actually, most astrophysicists will tell you we can all claim to be at the centre of the universe !

According to a book I'm reading, the ‘Big Bang’ theory stipulates that everything started in the exact same place,
so a ‘centre’ of the universe doesn’t really exist because it’s EVERYWHERE. That point of singularity has simply become
EVERYWHERE as the universe continues to expand in every direction. Maybe space is just a giant ad for Mitsubishi trucks.
i.e. “Not so squeezy!”

Of course, if the universe eventually reaches a limit and starts compressing back to one point of singularity, we’d all better
learn to get along together. It’s gonna get very cramped before we all get squished and snuff it! Hopefully all those sumo
wrestlers and ‘biggest losers’ will go on a crash diet. But relax folks, don't break out the deck chairs just yet.

There's another slight problem worth front row seats. According to the ‘eggheads’ with all the answers, the Earth won't
even be here. Apparently most of the inner planets will be fried when our Sun becomes a ‘red giant’ in 5 or 6 billion years.
I told Fort Battle-Axe about all this stuff and she said she wanted an asbestos suit for her birthday so she could watch
me fry when the time came. (Lovely huh?)

"Good idea," I said, "But you'll have to test the suit first sweetheart. I'd hate you to get hurt my precious"

She says, “Cut the cr@p smart@rse, how the hell can I do that ?!!”

“Easy,” I said, “Go jump in a volcano !!!”

My stitches come out Friday.

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Sabre it could be worse she could have ripped off a certain part of your manhood.
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Re: What's funny

Post by JAS on Mon May 21, 2012 10:15 am

I don't usually have much time for those who take the law into their own hands but I kinda hope this catches on.

If you're sick to death of a local hoon driver then take a leaf out of the Poles book...all you need is a tree and a crane Laughing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141818/A-case-special-branch-Boy-racers-car-tree-neighbours-fed-bad-driving.html?ITO=1490

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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Mon May 21, 2012 2:02 pm

I have a mate who was told by his doctor to run 10 miles a day. I hadn't seen him for a fortnight, and then I got a call from him asking if I would pick him up because he was in a town 140 miles away.
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Post by Sabre on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:42 am

Do you have to be a sick b@stard to find this story funny ?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8478613

I’d hate to be the only bugger cacking myself laughing.
And take a look at the comments under the story.
What a riot.
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Re: What's funny

Post by A Mum on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:26 am

No words Sabre - just --> Shocked
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Post by A Mum on Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:28 am

Had to go and pick my daughter up from the airport today - and no joke - lost count of how many cars I saw that had West Adelaide FC stickers on them !!

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Post by Brucetiki on Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:46 am

One of the numbers games from last night's episode of Letters and Numbers - and of all the times for this to come up, it had to come up during the Masters Series!


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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:44 am

Let's see ...... 100 ..... pls 50 ....... = 150?

That was a tough one, no wonder the girl has that look on her face Smile
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Post by Brucetiki on Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:29 pm

And funnily enough SBS announced today they're not shooting any more eps of Letters and Numbers for the time being, with the UK version Countdown taking it's place

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Post by The Emperor on Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:42 pm

i saw an episode of letters and numbers the target number was 250

not sure of the numbers that were available but i definately know there was a 5 and a 250

one person did just that

the other woman went through some complicated way to get there and at the end of it all she had a look of Embarassed
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Post by Adelaide Hawk on Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:58 am

I didn't realise the show was back on. When's it showing?

I used to watch because, being a numbers person myself, I used to be amazed by the girl who does the numbers. In the shows I saw, she never failed to calculate the target. Getting the right answer is one thing, but doing it in 30 seconds, and on television, is another.

Anyone who has had television experience will tell you it's amazing how the brain works differently when in front of the camera.
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