Laughter is the best medicine

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine

Post by Scrappy on Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:59 pm

" Whats the difference between a wife and a job?
After 10 years the job still sucks."

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Mel Gibson
Said this to a female worker
Movie : What Women Want
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Post by Scrappy on Tue May 17, 2016 11:14 am

1989
What do you get when you cross Dolly Parton with a media magnate?
Answer : Chesty Bond.

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Graham Kennedy
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine

Post by Scrappy on Tue May 24, 2016 9:00 pm

1982
The Verdict Movie

Paul Newman talking to his buddies in a bar
The subject a conversation between two men

" He says they got this new bar and you go inside and for a half buck you get a beer and a free lunch and they keep you in the back room and they get you layed.
" I said wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute , you mean to say theres a new bar and you go inside and for half a buck they give a beer and a free lunch and they take you in the back room and they get you layed?"
" Thats it thats right?."
" Say have you ever been in the bar ?"
" He said no, but my sister has."
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Post by Scrappy on Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:06 pm

The Monkees
Song : Im gonna buy me a dog

This was in the lyrics
Sounds like Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones
I cant pick who was who

MD: "I just got back from Africa you know, I was playing cards with the natives"
DJ : "Zulus?"
MD: "No, I usually won ."
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Post by Scrappy on Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:31 am

2015
Pawno

Enjoyable, provocative Australian film
There was a conversation between the 2 deadbeats Carlo and Pauly , when Claire was spotted
Pauly is smitten with Claire, Carlo makes the introduction

CARLO: Excuse , Claire , let me introduce you to my very good friend Pauly the kid
PAULY: Hullo
CLAIRE : Hey
PAULY : Thats what horses eat

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine

Post by Scrappy on Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:02 pm

MONK
Episode : Mr Monk goes to the dentist

Lt Randy Fisher had a tooth prob, was sedated whilst the tooth was being extracted
He woke up at one stage and thought he saw the dentist and the dental assistant murder a man over a  baseball  matter
He was explaining this back at the precinct with Captain Levine and Detective Patterson
Both thought Fisher was hallucinating , both gave Fisher a hard time on the matter

LEVINE : Who do you think killed him ?
FISHER : It was a guy, male caucasian, 5'11'', 200 lbs, they were arguing about Barry Bonds, Im pretty sure I could ID him
PATTERSON : Baseball player ?
FISHER : Yeah I think this guy thought Doctor Bloom kidnapped Barry Bonds, they were arguing about how much Barry Bonds was worth
PATTERSON: Hey if your a dentist who plays baseball , you know what team he played for?
There was a pause
PATTERSON AGAIN : The Yankees !

There was laughter
Later is was discovered that there was no Barry Bonds it was bearer bonds !
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